Entries Tagged as '...huh?'

Um, it’s not the church’s fault, Matt…

A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.

Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he said he’s endured from his injuries. Matt Lincoln, 57, says he decided to sue the church after its insurance company denied his claim for medical bills. Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 incident but said he still feels pain in his back and his legs. The Sevier County man said he was asking God to have “a real experience” while praying at church. He said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone. Lawyers for the church said other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They said he failed to look out for his own safety.

Rich’s Note: You’re kidding, right? I never cease to be amused by some of the ridiculously frivolous lawsuits I see from time to time. I suppose if he DIDN’T fall and hit his head, he would still sue the church for “failure to provide a worship service of such magnitude that it made me fall down and go boom”.

Source: NewsNet5.com, July 11, 2008

The latest designer drug?

Came across an amusing typo this morning on www.newsnet5.com:

I wonder how they were able to squeeze LCDs into something the size of a cookie.

Clerk Hit With Frozen Burrito; Chips Stolen

San Joaquin County deputies said they are looking for a man who assaulted a clerk with a frozen burrito.

The clerk at New Country Market on North Wilson Way said the man tried to buy the burrito that cost $2.The man only had $1 on him, and when the clerk refused to lower the price, the man got upset and threw the burrito at the clerk, reported KCRA-TV in Sacramento.The junk food thief then stole a bag of chips, officials said. The clerk wasn’t hurt, and the burrito was recovered, they said.

Rich’s Note: Well thank GOD the burrito was okay!

Source: NewsNet5.com, June 18, 1008.